THE GOLDEN YEARS

“The Golden Years have come at last.

I cannot see, I cannot pee;

I cannot chew, can’t tie my shoe.

My muscles lost their flex, sure cannot have sex;

My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks.

No sense of smell, I look like hell;

My body is drooping, got trouble pooping.

The Golden Years have come at last;

The Golden Years, oh, what a blast!”

Anonymous